ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

our-hands-are-free:

ITS BACK
THANK GOD IT HAS RETURNED

THIS WAS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE